At the moment I’m reading a book which feels like the mental equivalent of wading through treacle. It is Nabokov’s The Gift, which a friend gave me in exchange for The Goldfinch. I won in terms of the physical object, since it’s a lovely Penguin Classics hardback that falls open at any page I command it with a satisfyingly intellectual thud, but in terms of content I’ve definitely been given the harder job. It’s about a young poet living in Berlin, wandering around thinking about poetry and his father’s butterfly collection and eventually writing an inspired novel called, you guessed it, The Gift. It was supposedly Nabokov’s farewell to the world and boy, was he determined to make a go of it before he popped off to the afterlife. Some of the sentences are exquisite, but you have to wade through an awful lot of detail about light falling through blinds, the fluttering of a moth or some Russian guys with indistinguishable names debating about Pushkin, and I just can’t handle that on the tube at 6.24am. Still, at least it’s poetic rambling and not just general word vomit, which makes up about forty per cent of The Goldfinch (sorry, I don’t get the fuss).
I’d quite like to abandon The Gift and read something I actually enjoy, but I just can’t. I’m obsessive about the need to finish every book I start. If I don’t, the book sits on my shelf or under my bed or wherever else I’ve tried to hide it, taunting me with my dwindling attention span and failure to follow through. So I drag myself through turgid prose alongside characters I despise, groaning like someone at a Chinese buffet who’s already eaten three plates full but continues to shovel food into their mouth just to get value for money. People are impressed by my track record with finishing books, but I’ve started to wonder: is it a good thing, or am I just wasting time? What do I get out of a book when I skim read it as quickly as possible so I can move on to something better? Has forcing myself to finish a book I don’t like ever changed my mind about it? Do I read just to enjoy myself, or do I want something more out of it?
I got into the habit when I was at university. I walked into my first seminar convinced that if I hadn’t read the book from cover to cover and prepared a list of insightful comments to deliver with the illusion of spontaneity when called upon, I would be laughed out of the room. I remember blinking back tears as I read through the catalogue of ships in The Iliad because I was so bored it actually hurt. Obviously I would then be the only person in the seminar who had read the book, although everyone else would do a better job of convincing the tutor they had by throwing out strategic questions – ‘But might one describe this as proto-modernism?’ – before sitting back with an enigmatic smile to watch us all squirm. My only defence against this shameless dissembling was to actually know what I was talking about. I don’t need to do that now – there’s no-one testing me on what I’ve read, and it’s much easier to talk rubbish about things you know nothing about in the pub – so why do I still bother?
Perhaps being a writer makes things more difficult. I imagine someone tossing aside a novel I’ve written halfway through, and even though the novel is hypothetical, it hurts. That’s my hypothetical baby! I want to grab the imaginary person by the shoulders and shout, ‘It gets better, I swear!’ Out of respect for the writer who probably spent years struggling through late nights and early mornings, the after-effects of drinking gallons of coffee, lectures from their mother about getting a real job, constant bouts of crippling self-doubt and loathing and countless rejection emails, I feel like I have to at least finish the thing. Then again, I only seem to have this respect for writers whom I deem to be suitably important. There is an unfinished Philippa Gregory novel on my shelf, begun in a self-deluded moment when I decided I fancied some ‘light reading’, which I can die happily knowing I never finished. So let’s not hide my snobbery behind an apparent concern for the poor author’s feelings.
Having thought about it a bit more, I think I realise why I always have to finish a book.
One of the things I enjoy most about books is talking about them – not in a poser-ish way, but in-depth. If I’m going to argue my case for why I don’t like a book, I have to have read it. For example, I recently returned to a book I was unable to finish a few years ago, determined to defeat it: Jack Kerouac’s On the Road. I picked it up during my university phase of wanting to be a bit of a hippy, but I couldn’t stand it. Everything that happened seemed so utterly aimless (surprise, they’re going to Frisco again), the prose incontinent, the characters hopelessly immature and impossible to relate to. I think I was predisposed to dislike it because it represented a subculture which had become the dominant culture in my lecture theatres and which I was struggling to fit into. I abandoned it, but it niggled at me for four years afterwards. Everyone foamed at the mouth talking about how brilliant it was. What if I had judged it too quickly and for the wrong reasons?
Well, I’ve just finished it, and although I have that wonderful feeling of a burden lifted, it hasn’t won me over. Now I can give reasons why. Dean is not a visionary. He impregnates women and then abandons them to flounder off on another of his soul-searching trips, and is inexcusably attracted to child prostitutes. Sal sustains his free-spirited lifestyle by leeching money off his poor aunt, because nothing is really free, Sal. Most readers focus on the romanticised elements of their journeys – the drug hallucinations, the jazz music, the no-strings-attached love affairs and the speeding down highways whooping in the Californian sunshine – but all I could think about was how poor, dirty and malnourished Sal and his buddies must be. I appreciate that the novel is intended to give voice to the deadbeats, those who don’t live up to the standards of white middle-class American society, who have no career trajectory or five-year plan and don’t worship money, status or ‘settling down’, and that’s great, but now I understand why it irritated me that some of my fellow middle-class students adopted the most superficial elements of the On the Road lifestyle but would be utterly depressed if they actually had to live like the book’s characters. They clutched a dog-eared copy of the book as a gesture towards the beatnik lifestyle, like a pair of battered brogues or an Aztec-print poncho, without necessarily understanding its context. I read it properly – I hope I even learnt some lessons from it – and though I didn’t enjoy it, I’m glad I finished it.
Does this mean I finish books just so that I can make myself look clever (or be an extremely tedious conversationalist at parties)? I don’t think so. If I haven’t read something someone else is bragging about, I don’t feel embarrassed or pretend to have read it. I add it to my ‘to-read’ list – and once it’s on the list, I will finish it if it kills me (although if I ever do find a book so bad it brings me to the brink of death, I’ll probably let myself off).
Enough from me. Here’s a far better-written article about this same subject. It talks about our psychological tendency to want to see things as ‘whole’ or ‘complete’, rather than embracing chaos and incompleteness, and the abandoning of a book as a liberation from this mindset. I suppose chaos is inevitable because no book is ever ‘complete’: no author is one hundred per cent satisfied with what they’re written, and no reader will ever get everything possible out of a book even if they read it a thousand times. So I’ll continue to be a slave to the final page – and I’ll probably even finish The Gift. Just don’t expect a blog post about it, because I don’t have a clue.